How to Wash a Motorcycle: a Husband’s Guide

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His Very Pretty Bike (Kawasaki Vulcan Drifter 1500cc)

Up on Defenestration: a Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, is my instructional essay, not at all based upon a true story, How to Wash a Motorcycle: a Husband’s Guide.

In case you’re curious, here’s the definition of Defenestration:

1) a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

2) a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office)

3) selling all of your motorcycles in order to buy one Harley.

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