Up on Defenestration: a Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, is my instructional essay, not at all based upon a true story, How to Wash a Motorcycle: a Husband’s Guide.
In case you’re curious, here’s the definition of Defenestration:
1) a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
2) a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office)
3) selling all of your motorcycles in order to buy one Harley.
Straight-no-Chaser Mom 