Here are the reasons for our school system’s annual horror of the trifold-board science project:
to keep the trifold-board-making company in business and thus support the economy
to give parents a better appreciation of science teachers
to ask what the fuck are we paying the science teachers for?
for parents to display their parenting philosophy for the edification of other parents as we all trudge around the fucking cafeteria looking at other parents’ trifold projects (when we would rather be home surfing Craigslist or Amazon but saying that we are working), determining whether each is an example of whether they
are a hands-on parent (i.e. I did the project for him, and that ribbon is mine for my efficiency in dispatching a stupid assignment in which nobody learns anything except where the trifold boards are located at the superstore)
encourage independence and creative problem-solving (I drained the whiskey bottle while he did it himself)
are an involved parent with Montessori leanings but believe in supporting the public school system (we did it together because otherwise our Kumbaya-raised kid was never going to get it done while he played Mortal Kombat instead).
Read more about the Little Monkey’s birding science project HERE.