Well, I Never!

Rhino Head and the biggest U-Haul truck available, New Orleans-bound

For years now, I’ve had three “non-goals”: things I strive never to do in my life. Since I always forget at least one item on my list of rules, and I’ve lately added two, I finally had to write the list down:

• Never sue anyone.
• Never divorce.
• Never rent a storage locker.
• Never use a hash tag.
• Never use a drive-through.